** REWARD **

I will pay a minimum of $100.00 US to any individual and/or party who rids my neighborhood of this tacky piece of shit:

What is it, you ask? Here’s a view from another angle.

Still not sure? Perhaps this will spur on your pattern recognition circuits.

Reward scales with permanence (and creativity) of removal. Incidentally, if a few manhood-restoring gas-guzzlers are purged in the process I certainly won’t complain. The offending property adorns the Dodge division of Bill Pierre’s auto empire (corner of Lake City Way & Northgate Blvd) and is always inflated on sunny days.

Why the hell do I live in Lake City if car dealerships bother me so much? Lake City is the only part of Seattle that will have my broke ass.