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My maternal grandmother passed away last week. I am sad. She was a person who lit up each and every person she met, throughout all of her life. The world is less in her absence.

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Ahem!

“Steely Dan does not accept friend requests from bands.”

Fuckers.

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These rhymes are getting older than a Chrysler Cordoba

Between bars, I found myself driving three of my friend’s friends the other night.

They dug out from the backseat crack, a long-forgotten VHS cassette entitled “Prenatal Yoga with Shiva Rea”.  The cover sported a nicely-toned angelic female complete with third-trimester belly.

They laughed and laughed.  I exclaimed: “Hey at least it’s not porn.”

“Well it kind of is…” retorted one.