“…my name is Tawnya and I’m nearly peeing myself in excitment at the distinct pleasure of taking your call! And just how may I satisfy your fax, printer, and/or copier accessory needs today? What’s that? You’re not used so much enthusiasm from an office supply specialist. Well mine is not your usual office supply company. You see, all of us here at CE are required to take part in an extensive personal optimization program (POP) so that us real employees can become at least as attractive, and chipper as the folks who are depicted on our extensive line of superior office products.
Please call us first with all of your office supply needs… we promise you nothing short of WOW! service. As you can tell from my picture, I never tire of my callers’ clever quips and crazy office hijinks.”
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2 replies on “Hey there!!!”
That’s hilarious!
Tawnya’s a hottie. Check out that flirty, come-hither stare. Yummy! What’s her phone number? The customer-support one is fine.