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Impossible to Miss

Waiting at the bus mall this morning I noticed the clickity-clack of high heals behind me. My de-sensitized, yet still functioning, mandar overrode my voluntary muscle control and forced me to look back to see a no less than 6’8″ perfectly proportioned, very attractive woman in a business suit approaching. I dropped my jaw in fascination more than anything else. When I re-fixed my gaze toward the street I discovered that every person waiting along with me at the bus stop, both male and female, had his/her head turned, entranced, as as she walked past. She continued to the opposite corner where a bum decided to politely acquaint himself with her.

Two questions immediately popped into my head: 1) What it would be like to command that much attention from everyone around you, all of the time. 2) Realistically, what her dating prospects must be like. If she desired only men equally tall or taller than she, her pickings would be slim (even slimmer if she perfers women of comparable vertical stature). If height doesn’t matter to her, I imagine most men would have the same reaction as I did: one of wonderment but never considering her (even if I were single) a possible dating prospect by any stretch of the imagination. I think the only significant prospect pools available to her would be homosexual women or very, very secure heterosexual men (which, in my opinion, are not terribly common).

By thugwithyoyo

Boring stuff really. Not much to tell. One time a tree was struck by lightning not ten feet from me. It like, exploded, and the blast knocked me over! I was okay though. Another time I got my pinky caught in a pipe vice on a drilling rig. The vice nearly severed it--that was kind of exciting I guess. Oh yes, and one time I was sued for 3 million dollars. Top that..!

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