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“Grab Life by the Horns”… and shove it straight up a Dodge ad exec’s ASS!

I don’t know how many hard up freudian psychologist flunkies Dodge employed to come up with their recent ad campaign, but if I see or hear one more suggestive TV/radio/billboard advertisment subversively implying the power and size of a man’s truck or “magnum” reflects that of his phallus I’m gonna fuckin’ go apeshit.

If you somehow doubt my claim please check out this link: http://goyk.com/video.asp?path=1504

I know your typical truck owning american man is supposed to be some retarded, sex-starved dipshit whose self-worth is derived almost entirely from his groin but come on! I don’t know why more guys aren’t insulted by this fuckin’ shit. Yeah and so what if I’m a prude; this shit is fuckin’ stupid!

Join me, will you, in spamming those corpo ‘tards with penile enhancement ads…

By thugwithyoyo

Boring stuff really. Not much to tell. One time a tree was struck by lightning not ten feet from me. It like, exploded, and the blast knocked me over! I was okay though. Another time I got my pinky caught in a pipe vice on a drilling rig. The vice nearly severed it--that was kind of exciting I guess. Oh yes, and one time I was sued for 3 million dollars. Top that..!

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