The other night I found myself:
a. riding home from band practice in the car of a good friend of mine.
b. I sat in the front seat, on the passenger side, of his Toyota Corolla.
c. Crossing in front of us on 12th and NE 45th street, was a scantily clad female and her similarly dressed, though not as striking, friends.
d. She stood out because her bare, white legs made up, like, 75% of her stature.
e. Though his maneuver would require a detour from our usual route home, the passing spectacle obliged my buddy to turn and follow.
f. As I rolled down the window and prepared to yell out…
g. … the Jeep Grand Cherokee directly ahead of us outclassed us by doing exactly that.
h. I guess we should have been thankful that they degraded themselves before we could.
i. We weren’t.
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