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You know you’ve been working too hard when…

…you return home on the bus, forgetting you drove to work that day.

…you return to your car with it’s lights on.

…you leave your car without closing the trunk.

…you forget on which city block you parked your car.

…you repeatedly forget your cell phone.

…it takes you three minutes to figure a total with tip.

…you leave a restaurant forgetting your debit card in the check case.

…you have a hard time following hand signals at the car wash.

…you mistake stop lights for stop signs.

…you forget to eat.

…you’re perpetually short with friends and co-workers.

…you repeatedly call your friends by the wrong name.

…the highpoint of your day is breakfast.

By thugwithyoyo

Boring stuff really. Not much to tell. One time a tree was struck by lightning not ten feet from me. It like, exploded, and the blast knocked me over! I was okay though. Another time I got my pinky caught in a pipe vice on a drilling rig. The vice nearly severed it--that was kind of exciting I guess. Oh yes, and one time I was sued for 3 million dollars. Top that..!

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