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Little Monsters We Were

Displaying super-human patience, my parents endured mine, and my sister’s, unrelenting feedback on their in-car track selections (without strangling us) while simultaneously driving one of the worst cars ever built (’86 Ford Tempo). While forcing us to listen to their bad music (rated below) could be considered child-abuse, we made sure to make their listening experience miserable at every opportunity.

By thugwithyoyo

Boring stuff really. Not much to tell. One time a tree was struck by lightning not ten feet from me. It like, exploded, and the blast knocked me over! I was okay though. Another time I got my pinky caught in a pipe vice on a drilling rig. The vice nearly severed it--that was kind of exciting I guess. Oh yes, and one time I was sued for 3 million dollars. Top that..!

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