[I] Would have liked to go out last night but my raised-in-California-ass fears driving in the snow–especially with bald tires. Last year, I found myself climbing the treacherous snow slicked hills of downtown Seattle in my not so heavy or powerful Honda. I tried to put on chains but they flew off 20 feet later. That experience I dare not repeat. To add insult to injury, I discovered this motherfucker…

…this morning as I scraped off my windshield.
Waaah!!!