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Yay Snow!!!

[I] Would have liked to go out last night but my raised-in-California-ass fears driving in the snow–especially with bald tires. Last year, I found myself climbing the treacherous snow slicked hills of downtown Seattle in my not so heavy or powerful Honda. I tried to put on chains but they flew off 20 feet later. That experience I dare not repeat. To add insult to injury, I discovered this motherfucker…

…this morning as I scraped off my windshield.

Waaah!!!

By thugwithyoyo

Boring stuff really. Not much to tell. One time a tree was struck by lightning not ten feet from me. It like, exploded, and the blast knocked me over! I was okay though. Another time I got my pinky caught in a pipe vice on a drilling rig. The vice nearly severed it--that was kind of exciting I guess. Oh yes, and one time I was sued for 3 million dollars. Top that..!

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