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This computer’s battery has been suckin’ mammoth, jangly walrus balls as of late. It privileges me with 15 whole minutes of cordless computer time–that is, if my commands aren’t too processing-intensive. I bought this PoS with the (implicit) understanding that ‘puters of its ilk were above problems as pedestrian as this.

I wouldn’t be grumbling about this except that I’ve replaced the battery once already. Its predecessor ran the risk of catching my computer on fire so it was recalled. Apple computer sent me this pansy ass excuse for a battery in exchange…

Well, I’m down to 12% now so I’d better post this masterpiece before I lose it.

By thugwithyoyo

Boring stuff really. Not much to tell. One time a tree was struck by lightning not ten feet from me. It like, exploded, and the blast knocked me over! I was okay though. Another time I got my pinky caught in a pipe vice on a drilling rig. The vice nearly severed it--that was kind of exciting I guess. Oh yes, and one time I was sued for 3 million dollars. Top that..!

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