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Jinx?

My softball team smashes other teams when I’m absent.  We get smashed when I’m present. This has been the case for the past eight games that we’ve played. Truth be told, I don’t believe that I contribute all that much–either positively or negatively–during our games. My adverse effect on our record seems to be a matter of luck–bad luck that is.   I’m starting to think that I’m a cooler.  Perhaps I should look to work at a casino; it could be lucrative…

By thugwithyoyo

Boring stuff really. Not much to tell. One time a tree was struck by lightning not ten feet from me. It like, exploded, and the blast knocked me over! I was okay though. Another time I got my pinky caught in a pipe vice on a drilling rig. The vice nearly severed it--that was kind of exciting I guess. Oh yes, and one time I was sued for 3 million dollars. Top that..!

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