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Just When I thought…

…that my longtime friend, viqx, could not possibly surpass his last act of cleverocity, he synthesizes a blog comment that – at my discovery of it in a quiet internet cafe – made my stomach cramp from laughter. Context is everything here, so be sure to read “If Only I Could Tell Good Poetry From Bad…” Then read the section of my last post “On Corporate ‘Systems'” entitled “Culprit No. 1 Qwest Communications, Inc.” If you then scroll down to viqx’s comment you’ll see what I mean.

By thugwithyoyo

Boring stuff really. Not much to tell. One time a tree was struck by lightning not ten feet from me. It like, exploded, and the blast knocked me over! I was okay though. Another time I got my pinky caught in a pipe vice on a drilling rig. The vice nearly severed it--that was kind of exciting I guess. Oh yes, and one time I was sued for 3 million dollars. Top that..!

5 replies on “Just When I thought…”

I noticed that, should have commented. It would make a really good song. I wish you luck with the songwriting. I cannot imagine trying to seriously create something. All I can do is bus poetry, which is fun, but makes absolutely no sense.

Shitty that the man is trying to take you down. Just hoops though, to make you prove yourself. I’m imagining you have a hella lot more in store down the line. Good luck with them.

Most importantly, make sure you rant them up on the blog. Makes you feel better and makes the rest of us know we aren’t alone in fighting those that continously try to take us down, beyotches. Shit.

I’m excited about your new adventure, I’ll be living vicariously through them for a while as I muck about here. Perhaps I should take the Washington bar, or the IDAHO bar. That could only lead to extreme excitement! OR UTAH! YES, UTAH!

uh.. thanks!

I was just trying to point out that based on the content here, you’re plenty glib enough to write lyrics, and that the actual content can just be pulled from one’s own life anyway, (or in the case of that other post, that if you’re Rammstein you get by with monosyllabic schlock. And since they’re German, that’s saying a LOT!)

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