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Female Vocalist Wanted

Reply to: thugwithyoyo@hotmail.com
Date: 2005-08-16, 3:26PM PDT

Only those who posses a bluesy singing style and a punk rock attitude need apply (knitters welcome). Also, prospective candidates who can truthfully boast of their past, or ongoing, formal voice training will be preferred.

We call ourselves Flapjaks* and a sultry female voice would greatly enhance guitar-drum duo sound. While we already have several song ideas that we plan to record in the near future, we would most certainly welcome, and hope to benefit from, a vocalist’s creative insight.

Our music is pretty rocky… bridging that great divide between metal and folk with sprinkles of country thrown in, on occasion, for yuks. We’re LAID BACK and we practice on a weekly to bi-weekly basis. At present, we’re hobbyists, however, we would certainly be willing to play out if the opportunity arises.

*Band name negotiable

this is in or around PDX proper

no — it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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By thugwithyoyo

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10 replies on “Female Vocalist Wanted”

That’s funny, the new spam, specially formulated for blogs. I love your blog. Look at mine.

Um, I’m definitely not a vocalist, I just wanted to say hi. I’ll pass on your need though to a friend of mine that desperately wants to be in a band.

JKF::: That spam is whack. I’m keeping it on here though. Improves my blogshare it does.

‘Tilla::: I watched dig. That frontman is a psychopath. Matt Hollywood, the other guitarist in the Brian Jonestown Massacre band is a friend of mine. He tells me that he decided to quit after the frontman stabbed him.

Agengal::: If you can make the commute we’ll hear you out. Although, you must ask yourself if you think we’re worth the 10 hour commute. Oh… I get it now, you were being sarcastic.

Jane::: mm’ Flapjaks. Good, wholesome country cookin’

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