My softball team smashes other teams when I’m absent. We get smashed when I’m present. This has been the case for the past eight games that we’ve played. Truth be told, I don’t believe that I contribute all that much–either positively or negatively–during our games. My adverse effect on our record seems to be a matter of luck–bad luck that is. I’m starting to think that I’m a cooler. Perhaps I should look to work at a casino; it could be lucrative…
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