Attila::: Dude. If there exists enough ass cankers in Jolly ole Portland for my shit to be fucked with I…
Screw Portland. Move someplace else. Like Cleveland! Cleveland rocks! Or Seattle. Whichever.
Why didn't you call the cops? Ain't nobody got no right to mess with your shit.
What is up with all these pranks? Not funny people. I think it's time to do away with our ideas…
"There wasn't a stitch of clothing on me that wasn't drenched with sweat."Should we be surprised? LOL
Congratulations on taming a churning, food-filled gut! Happy Fireworks Day!
Foreign languages SUCK! Isn't this America? Where we don't have to worry about that shiz? Alas, well done on the…
Chinese is so hard, it's silly. I still remember a good handful of the Japanese terms from kenpo but I…
You'd be impressed by the amount of drinking that goes onin med school. Happy 4th!
Oh my, did I have fun last night. Too much fun, because I'm still recovering. My stomach also started to…