Ryan Eaton
Boring stuff really. Not much to tell. One time a tree was struck by lightning not ten feet from me. It like, exploded, and the blast knocked me over! I was okay though. Another time I got my pinky caught in a pipe vice on a drilling rig. The vice nearly severed it--that was kind of exciting I guess. Oh yes, and one time I was sued for 3 million dollars. Top that..!
"Gee Thug... What have you been up to!?!"
In Woodland [CA] this Weekend...
A House Party a Couple Weeks Back...
ATTENTION: All Scum Sucking Fuckwipes of Portland!!!
A New Project of Mine: Kung Fu
My friends call me "IronGut"
Sick Day
Cue Pomp and Circumstance...
A Question, For Those of You in the Know
The Title of this Blog says "Daily Record"!...WTF!?!