1) One must always blog The Truth (being that there is no absolute criterion of Truth, one must report his/her version of The Truth as accurately as he/she is able).
2) One must never blog drunk, as the state heavily distorts one’s portrayal of The Truth. Not to mention, inebriation can obfuscate one’s appraisal of The Aesthetic/Interesting.
In unabashed violation of rule two, I am presently drunk… and I’m blogging that way now. I just spent $15 in happy hour Martini-froofiness to achieve this state (plus another $10 in food to try to dilute the effect) and I’m not about to let it go to waste.
My apologies.
Being that it’s a rare/beautiful spring day here in Seattle, I find myself on Capital Hill, my focus frequently diverted onto nether-regions of attractive female Seattlites. And I am not disappointed.
I chose to celebrate tonight because I achieved something this afternoon. Though my achievement will likely never show up on anyone else’s radar, I can’t help but beam–it was a puzzle that I solved through sheer ingenuity and tenacity.
I am proud of myself.
