“Is there any European country that doesn’t pride itself on its alcohol consumption?”
“You guys are a little early for trick-or-treat aren’t you?”
“I think this piano’s got a little bit of neutron star in it…damn.”
“I hope nobody called her house purple–it’s Eggplant.” “I called it black.”
“Would you like us to put you on the waiting list for the bar?” “Only if we can drink while we wait.”
“30 million! That’d buy you plenty of muscle relaxant.”
“If she weren’t clinically depressed I’d say she’s insane.”
“Bulgarian women: all they need is a little eyebrow pluckin’ and bam…they’re supermodels. Bulgarian men: well, they look like Yeltsin.”
“Sleep rocks!”
“Don’t mind us, we’re only trying to kill you with this cueball.”
“All I learned during my rotation in the primate center is that it takes a really long time to teach a monkey to do anything.”
“We’ve got enough money left over to split one-quarter of a lapdance among the six of us.”
“Fuck Billy Ocean…I’d go to Emerald Queen to see Keith Sweat.”
“Yeah, I think Toby Keith serenades cage fights at the Tacoma dome.”
“13 Coins…it’s the perfect place to take your mistress.”
“Uh… I think I got Daewoo on my hands.”
“Set phasers on stun.”
“Nothing goes with eggs like scotch!”
“Can I get you gentlemen anything else…bibs perhaps?”
“Yeah, and being a regular at 13 Coins is really something to brag about.”
