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That’s what I get for jinxing myself…

There I was a week ago, so proud of myself for making it through all of winter without being sick. I even knocked on formica as I proudly proclaimed it out loud. I woke up this morning feelin’ like shit run-over twice. I got a fever to end all fevers. And if it doesn’t break soon I feel like I’m gonna be pushin’ up daisies. Maybe that’s a tad dramatic–guess I’m a baby when I get sick. **Pleack**

By thugwithyoyo

Boring stuff really. Not much to tell. One time a tree was struck by lightning not ten feet from me. It like, exploded, and the blast knocked me over! I was okay though. Another time I got my pinky caught in a pipe vice on a drilling rig. The vice nearly severed it--that was kind of exciting I guess. Oh yes, and one time I was sued for 3 million dollars. Top that..!

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