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Tribute to my boss…

Here’s to a man who has devoted his entire career advancing knowledge about how the brain controls movement in primates–knowledge that (virtually) translates directly to humans. Without a doubt, his findings have directed many hundreds of scientists, many thousands of doctors that have helped millions of patients suffering from extremely debilitating neurological disorders mediating muscle activation and (hence) movement. I have met and evaluated patients suffering from movement disorders (i.e. Parkinson’s disease, Myasthenia Gravis, Essential Tremor, etc.) and neuromuscular disorders (i.e. Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, Multiple Sclerosis, etc.) and I can tell you, these disorders are among the worst ailments a person can experience.

Despite my boss’s prolific career in this most noble of noble pursuits, below is the thanks his institution has received from animal rights extremists, the mainstream media and (eventually) the general public:

Many thanks KOMO 4 for that objective report. I hope all of you sleep well with your career advancing sensationalism.

By thugwithyoyo

Boring stuff really. Not much to tell. One time a tree was struck by lightning not ten feet from me. It like, exploded, and the blast knocked me over! I was okay though. Another time I got my pinky caught in a pipe vice on a drilling rig. The vice nearly severed it--that was kind of exciting I guess. Oh yes, and one time I was sued for 3 million dollars. Top that..!

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