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Way to go Mr. Suave: Part II

Yesterday morning, while walking the never-ending halls of the UW health sciences building, I fixated on an approaching figure dressed in scrubs. A few steps closer I made out long hair and curves. Trying to appear indifferent while I squinted to make out her face, she suddenly turned and said “uh, hey Ryan..!”. Nothing like getting caught checking out a girl you already know. “Oh, uh, hi Brittney” I replied, embarrassed. Things will be awkward with her from now on. Quickly rounding the corner I spotted another, possibly female, figure sporting a wind-breaker, jeans and “tenni-runners”. Again I squinted but couldn’t quite make out the face. “Wow, they actually let you out of the lab!” she says to me as we pass. If it wasn’t for her Australian accent, I think I would still be wondering who that was.

By thugwithyoyo

Boring stuff really. Not much to tell. One time a tree was struck by lightning not ten feet from me. It like, exploded, and the blast knocked me over! I was okay though. Another time I got my pinky caught in a pipe vice on a drilling rig. The vice nearly severed it--that was kind of exciting I guess. Oh yes, and one time I was sued for 3 million dollars. Top that..!

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