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…and the ** REWARD ** goes to…

…our failing economy/high gas prices!!!

Months ago I posted a notice that I would reward any individual/entity a sum of $100.00+ (US) who removed this eyesore from plain view of my apartment:

Irregardless of the many weekends their lot lay filled with gaudy flare, no number of “sales events” could rescue Bill Pierre Dodge from its inevitable demise. Gas is now a luxury commodity that people can no longer afford to waste on shitty inefficient vehicles. As of Saturday, the lot will now be used to service Dodge vehicles (and no doubt the place will be busy once again). Unless they actually want to draw attention to their service branch, I doubt I will be seeing that fuckin’ Ram’s head balloon any time soon.

I guess now I have to figure out how to pay out the reward. Logic demands I put it towards further worsening the economy and increasing gas prices. Any ideas?

By thugwithyoyo

Boring stuff really. Not much to tell. One time a tree was struck by lightning not ten feet from me. It like, exploded, and the blast knocked me over! I was okay though. Another time I got my pinky caught in a pipe vice on a drilling rig. The vice nearly severed it--that was kind of exciting I guess. Oh yes, and one time I was sued for 3 million dollars. Top that..!

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